Normal people: Why wont it open!?
Me: Y U NO OPEN!!??
Normal people: I feel so lonely
Me: forever alone…
Normal people: Ohh, I get it!
Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
Normal people: Lol, i dont care.
Me: Cool story bro.
Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!!
Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG.
Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!!
Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??!
Normal people: I’m so angry.
Thank you, Tumblr!
Tumblr: the kitchen of the internet.
katieeha replied to your post:shit, i was thinking of dwight yokam. disregard that last question, i eat cocks.
Huh? I had to change the form of the verb when I paraphrased it, so what.
The eating of cocks premise is not a valid argument nullifier.*
Oh? I thought it was the guy from The Wrestler.
Or is it that conservative girl character in Sex and the City?
- Me: And now we know vampires don't get along with banks.
- Dane: Except blood banks.